Dream Leverage

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

(via pizza)

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

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jewmanji:

fornaxed:

find a way to embed this on my grave

that was a ride from beginning to end

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MOTHERFUCKING THEATRE ETIQUETTE TIPS

burnedoffwings:

prose-b4bros:

1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes—it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.

2. Shut the fuck up—Don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.

3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away—that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why

4.
DO. NOT. LEAVE. DURING. BOWS.

(via not-quite-snow-white)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via theatrealpaca)

  • Always say yes to seeing friends
  • Eat breakfast every day
  • Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
  • Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
  • There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
  • Appreciate the people in your life
  • Look for the good in everything
  • Try new things and try them often
  • Treat yourself as well as you treat others

(Source: undef-eat-able, via yourmemorygrowslikefire)

artslay:

ordering pizza like

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aligayforpayliebert:

#1 rule of American Horror Story: Only Sarah Paulson may survive but first she must suffer.

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